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den ([personal profile] den) wrote2003-10-17 11:24 am

Let's talk about bottoms.

How does it work? How does it sort out what comes out and what stays in? You have layers in your intestine, like this:

Gas
Liquid
Solids
valve

How does the bum let the gas out without letting anything else out?






I now have a supply of dried apricots and ginger for all my munchie needs. This might be why I'm thinking about my bottom.

[identity profile] ldy.livejournal.com 2003-10-16 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html :)

[identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com 2003-10-16 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What an EXCELLENT page!

[identity profile] bridgette01.livejournal.com 2003-10-16 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.

}8-)

[identity profile] camstone.livejournal.com 2003-10-16 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I just thought you exploded when you turned 40.

[identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com 2003-10-16 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So that's what happened to me.

[identity profile] sjwt.livejournal.com 2003-10-16 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought the gass came from the microbes in the
intestines, the gass in your stomic comes out as a burp.

[identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com 2003-10-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I just finished a whole nasty unit about Medical Terms Of The Digestive System. Sphincter. What a lovely word. How come it had to be used for something gross?:D