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KAWK! KAWK-KAWK-KAWK!
Date: 4 Jan 2003 10:16 (UTC)*rattle* Kawk! *clack-clack!* Kawk-kawk!
It's a young magpie someone wanted to keep as a pet, so they clipped its wings. Then they let it go.
*CLACK-CLACK-POP!* KAAAAAR! KAAAAR!! *flapflapflap*
We'll use araldite and toothpicks this time.
*ruffles* Ka-ka-karck. *whistle*
Actually, it will try because it'll be really pissed off, but it's a lot smaller than an eagle and I'm not shit-scared of magpies.
*FLUFF!* Kaaaaa! *wingspread* Kerrrkt-kt-kt-kt. *preen-preen*