Stories of a short, fat bastard.

Summer, for me, is when I am reliably comfortable in shorts and it almost certainly won't rain. Winter is when I reliably should carry a coat and it'll probably rain. Spring and autumn are when I probably need a coat at night, not in the daytime, and shouldn't plan anything outdoors because it might rain.

Thus, summer is May through September or early October, autumn is October and November, winter is December through February and into March, spring is the rest of March and April.

The dates can vary slightly by year.