Blood test results

[den]

According to Dr George, almost all my results were bang-on normal. Cholesterol and triglicerides were borderline-high, and haemglobin was borderline-low. According to Dr George it was nothing that couldn't be fixed with a better diet.

"Is that why I'm a fat bastard?" I asked him.

"No, you're like that because you sit in front of the computer all day."

I've started a program of intensive fidgetting to try to burn some calories

Still no word on the rabies test. I'll know about that soon..

Comments

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

I wonder if fidgetting while walking will help me burn any more mass?:D

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

I win!

[baxil.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could negotiate with your doctor to call you up and say, "The results for the rabies test are in. And I just wanted to let you know ... um ... Gee, is that the time? I'm late for a meeting. Call you back later." And then leave the country for a while.

That would get you fidgeting, I'll bet.