Body Language

Office: *5 hours of silence*
Me: *working*
Body: Toilet
Me: *starts to stand*
Brain: The phone will ring the instant you stand. It always does.
Me: I'd better go now or it'll ring when I'm desperate.
Body: Toilet!
Brain: Oh all right.
Me: *stands*
Phone: *rings*
Brain: I knew it!
*15 minutes of phone call later*
Me: *hangs up*
Body: TOILET!
Me: *starts to stand*
Brain: Phone will ring!
Body: SHUT UUUP! TOILET!
Me: *stands*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *answers phone*
Body: NOOOOO! TOILET!
*10 minutes of phone call later*
Me: *hangs up*
Body: Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!Toilet!
Me: *stands*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *reaches for phone*
Body: NO! TOILET! NOW! RUN! RUUUUUUN!
Me: *runs*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *returns.*
Message Bank: You have 11 missed phone calls.