Obamania

Oh, hey! New President. That's nice. Good on yas, Seppos.

This affects me - ooh! - not at all, except for all the television channels showing the same thing for hours on end. Oh well back to the same old grind tomorrow.

Frogmouth

The zoovet said the frogmouth had a fractured clavicle and a dislocated hip. No chance to rehab him.

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