Paganfest

Celebrating on a date set as the first Friday after the first full moon after the northern autumnal Equinox sounds like a pagan festival date to me. I upset a Christian friend today by calling Easter "a paganfest." "Don't you celebrate our Lord's sacrifice?" Well, I thought the whole point of the bread and wine thing was to remember that every week.

Anyway


I heard a rumour that a company was producing chocolate easter Wombats, but I couldn't find any in the shops. Bugger. I'll just have to settle for easter bilbies.

It's funny because it's true

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Dewhitton's Lurgy
Cause:	cursed amulet
Symptoms:	punning, vague smell of brimstone, vague tallness, vomiting
Cure:	electroshock therapy
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Yes, I am vaguely tall.

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News bits

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