Who will Den The Petrol Head be supporting in tomorrow's Formula 1?

Go Mark!



Go David!

I am well prepared. I have a dozen Porter Ales and some large packets of chips (plain, and salt and vinegar).

And I have some Sausages Of Death to wave at that arsehole Schumacher to make him fail.

I like Ferarri. I like Germans. But I can't stand Him. How can a good bloke like Ralf have such a prick for a brother?

Lawn Dick update

I've just checked my patch of stinkhorns. The 4 from last night have had it, but there are nine new ones startting to show.

Slugs seem to love them. The slimy buggers have swamped the area and are chewing on my fungi. I might have to lay down some baits but I'm not happy about doing that since my garden is home to a blue-tongue lizard and I don't want to poison her.

shoo slugs! Leave my stinkhorns alone!