Mystery Parcel from the US

[den]

weyrbird! Your package arrived. The dark chocky is very yummy, the bottle caps are unusual but yummy, the bat book by Dr Merlin My Hero is BRILLIANT, and the poem about the Yish made me laugh.

Cut bat drawing, and I'm rubbing the brass razoos now.

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[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Small children everywhere will not sleep tonight! The Yish has been spotted on foriegn shores! Short blurry most-likely-a-man-in-a-rubber-Yish-suit film at 11!!

To explain the razoos: I wanted to send two copper pence to Den so he'd have them to rub together next time he was skint. However, customs does not allow me to do that, so I had to send him a rubbing of two copper pennies instead. Apparently books and candy aren't considered "things of value", so why do I have to pay these silly rates:D? I ask you.

I'm not sure if the Yish poem qualifies as seditious or not. It could be construed as being against children. But poems don't have sulfuric acid for blood and six rows of teeth in real life. Pity.

And Grape Bottlecaps STILL SUCK!!:D Even after 20 years, it seems.