Plants Are Evil

[den]

The more intelligent readers might already know that the metabolism of plants carries out a process called photosynthesis.
This mechanism enables plants to exploit light energy to convert Carbon Dioxide (CO2) into Oxygen (O2).
As many researchers have shown, oxygen increases the chances of strokes and is also involved in heart attacks. Oxygen was also involved in the Three Mile Island Nuclear Accident and is known to play a role in cancer cells!
Fact: Plants contribute about 99% to the total oxygen produced on our planet!

Comments

Plants aren't evil...

[qhjj2aaaq49q.livejournal.com]

whoever marked your paper is evil....

[chezmax]

*giggle* They should get together with The DHMO Society. :)

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

What's the old saying? "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

[psychotik.livejournal.com]

i feel smart for knowing about photosynthesis *grin*