Committee Meeting Minutes

[den]

Chair: The Committee Of Den is now in session. Do you have anything to announce, Transport?
Transport: The car is now legal. It required new tyres and a CV joint boot. They were replaced yesterday and registration was completed today. The right-hand cv boot is wearing though, so I'd like to have it replaced in the near future.
Chair: Right. It depends on the finances, of course. How are they, Treasurer?
Treasurer: How are what?
Chair: Our finances.
Treasurer: We're skint, mate.
Chair: What?
Treasurer: We are without two brass razoos to rub together. Not a quid to our name.
Chair: Ah. OK Does Education-
Treasurer: We're flat broke.
Chair: Yes, thank you. Education?
Education: The essay on ethics is due on Monday. I will be putting the case that, while Spam is a huge pain in the arse, there is actually nothing unethical about it.

(Meeting adjourns in disorder with Transport and Treasurer applying violence to Education.)

Comments

[smof.livejournal.com]

Get some sleep, mate :P

Oi!

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

That's not Kingston! Kingston doesn't have Palm Trees!

Re: Oi!

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know. I've never been to Jamaca.

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

Is a razoo adjacent to/part of one's wazoo?:D

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Brass razoos are small discs you rub together. They're worth less than a quatloo.

Of course, you can rub a wazoo if you like, but it has a different effect. 8)