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den ([personal profile] den) wrote2014-06-24 11:31 pm

Linkbait

I've had enough.

From now on, if I see a sub-headline like this: "Rob Hewitt was separated from his boat on a dive off the coast of New Zealand, what happened next will stun you." (Sydney Morning Herald) I will refuse to read the article. I know that "what happened next" will not stun, amaze, or astonish me, just as I know that photo#6 will not be hilarious or make my day. I don't know how Rob Hewitt survived three days adrift at sea, and unless he survived by being supported on the back of a white humpback whale while a flock of adele penguins brought him raw fish and bottles of fresh water, then I will lose interest in the story and close the tab before I reach the end.

I WILL NOT BE STUNNED.

When I go to a news site, I want news dammit.
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[personal profile] frith 2014-06-24 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Rob and his boat reconciled and what is stunning is that they've remarried. It's the first time man and boat have been united in holy matrimony, twice. True facts. You should have read the article.