Here I am quaffing a few cooling ales, and for no reason at all my boots went wobbly. Why am I wearing wobbly boots? How does that happen? They were ferfectly normal a few minutes ago.
It's not your boots, man. It's gravity. Dude, you're on the UPSIDE DOWNSIDE PART OF THE PLANET! If gravity starts going funny up HERE after a couple of Old Rasputins, you're gonna FALL RIGHT THE HELL OFF down THERE!!
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