A song dedicated to our recent Overseas Visitors

[den]

 Deadly Animals
By The Scared Weird Little Guys

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed

Your life's constantly under threat
Have you been bitten yet?
You've only got three minutes left
Before a massive coronary breakdown

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Tiapan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Big shark just waiting for you to go swimming
At Bondi Beach

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed
Your blood is bound to be spilled
With fear your pants will be filled
Because you might accidentally get killed.

Comments

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I love it :)

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

And THAT is why I stay right here in my safe, poison-free apartment in Washington. (Well, that and it's too expen$$$ive to visit Australia.)

Have the best

-=TK

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

heh... we folks are rather addicted to the scary slimey fishy and scaley things that most other people have an aversion to. What can I say - me and my kids are weird.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Yaaaay! *throws confetti*

(But that comes with a "not so much if you don't act very stupidly" caveat, yes?)