Wasn't a story so much as an on-line roleplaying game. It seems to have brought much amusement.

There are some advantages to cool rainy weather - I dropped by the zoo yesterday and one of the snowy leopards was out prowling around the enclosure instead of curled up behind a rock in their usual daytime style. There was a toucan a few enclosures away sounding off like mad, and the cat was obviously trying to figure out how to get past the wire and get at the noisy neighbor (though whether it wanted to eat it or just get it to shut UP was a good question.)