So this is christmas

And I have my annual pre-Christmas lurgie. Since Thursday night I have eaten a very sweet nectrine, half a pan-fried chicken breast, and a slice of bread with butter. I've also spend hours in bed or on the dunny, drunk loads of water and very sweet tea, and swallowed a lot of corks in tablet form (aka Imodium).

I hope by tomorrow I'm done with it. Mum has it too, and it's really knocked her around.