TC Larry

Cyclone Larry (cat.5, 290kph winds) is battering Innisfail and Cairns right now. The eye passed ove Innisfail ay 8.30 (7.30 EST) Good luck up there.

Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is a highly opionionated git who loves cars, and I love his writing style.

"Things that appeal to your inner animalistic being — good food, sex
and drama — cannot also keep you dry in a rain shower or get your
flat-packed furniture home from the shop. The car appeals on every
level. Personal freedom. Practicality. Excitement. You’d have to be a
Darwinian oxbow lake to not want one.

Yet that’s what the modern day Trots and Bolsheviks want. For
you to replace your BMW with a cow. Even though a cow produces more
global warming gases than a BMW. And also doesn’t have electric
windows. "

Cyclone Larry

Looks like Larry has had it. The cyclone* has already been downgraded to category 2 and tomorrow will be a tropical depression.

*Cyclone = southern hemisphere hurricane, in case you're wondering.